Ron. Swanson.

  

Ron Swanson is a man of principle, a man of few words and a man of mustache.  Presented to you now are 2 of my favorite Ron Swanson moments.  Enjoy.

One of the best moments in television history. Ever. Period. For realz. I’m not even playing with you. Click this extra long link to watch it. Normally, I’d embed the video into this post but embedding was disabled so I had to make it a link. And, yes, I am aware that I made this entire paragraph a link. Where is it written that links have to be short? I made this one really long so you should have no trouble clicking on it.

Here’s the other one: (It’s embedded)

Happy Franksgiving

Thanksgiving = A day to give thanks
Pranksgiving = A day to play pranks
Spanksgiving = What happens after Pranksgiving
Hanksgiving = The day we all get our Hanks
Banksgiving = This happens in a parallel dimension
Tanksgiving = How we help other countries in their fight for democracy
Stanksgiving = This happens an hour after Thanksgiving
Franksgiving = Eating smoked meats and other delicacies at my brother-in-laws