pranksgiving

Happy Franksgiving

Thanksgiving = A day to give thanks
Pranksgiving = A day to play pranks
Spanksgiving = What happens after Pranksgiving
Hanksgiving = The day we all get our Hanks
Banksgiving = This happens in a parallel dimension
Tanksgiving = How we help other countries in their fight for democracy
Stanksgiving = This happens an hour after Thanksgiving
Franksgiving = Eating smoked meats and other delicacies at my brother-in-laws