Hey.

It’s been a really long time since I said anything on here and I gotta be honest, I feel really bad about that. I know all 5 of you who read this are counting on me to say something so witty/inspirational that you just pee yourself. But it’s been a really long time since I felt very witty or inspirational. We sold our house, bought a new one and moved. And that basically sucked all the life out of me from December to now.

But I’ve missed all 4 of you (it used to be 5 until I wrote this post) who are still reading this. I’ve missed sharing my folksy wisdom and homespun humor with you. (Just go with it.) I’ve missed making your little faces smoosh up into a sort of smile like thing. I’ve missed all the comments I get from Anonymous. (Love you bro and/or lady!) And I’ve missed writing, in general.

And so, here I am, trying to write a post for you. I’m gonna try super duper hard to write more often. I ain’t making any promises because promises are the devil. But I will say, “I’ll try.” (Seriously, promises can send you to H-E-double hockey sticks.)

But whilst I’m trying to think of something clever to say… you can read this: my love handles have a story. A super great blog post by a fantastic little lady, Jordan Fix. She may or may not be my sister. Ok, she totally is! But seriously, it’s legit and stuff. I loved it, therefore you will too.

I think it goes without saying… but I guess I should say it because that’s what you do after you say that it goes without saying… it goes without saying that I love you all.  I love you and I will try harder not to let you down.

Peace out, homies.  Keep it real, babies.