Yada, yada, yada. Blog, blog, blog. 

Hey.

It’s been a really long time since I said anything on here and I gotta be honest, I feel really bad about that. I know all 5 of you who read this are counting on me to say something so witty/inspirational that you just pee yourself. But it’s been a really long time since I felt very witty or inspirational. We sold our house, bought a new one and moved. And that basically sucked all the life out of me from December to now.

But I’ve missed all 4 of you (it used to be 5 until I wrote this post) who are still reading this. I’ve missed sharing my folksy wisdom and homespun humor with you. (Just go with it.) I’ve missed making your little faces smoosh up into a sort of smile like thing. I’ve missed all the comments I get from Anonymous. (Love you bro and/or lady!) And I’ve missed writing, in general.


And so, here I am, trying to write a post for you. I’m gonna try super duper hard to write more often. I ain’t making any promises because promises are the devil. But I will say, “I’ll try.” (Seriously, promises can send you to H-E-double hockey sticks.)

But whilst I’m trying to think of something clever to say… you can read this: my love handles have a story. A super great blog post by a fantastic little lady, Jordan Fix. She may or may not be my sister. Ok, she totally is! But seriously, it’s legit and stuff. I loved it, therefore you will too.

I think it goes without saying… but I guess I should say it because that’s what you do after you say that it goes without saying… it goes without saying that I love you all.  I love you and I will try harder not to let you down.

Peace out, homies.  Keep it real, babies.

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This one’s for all the ladies… ;)

To all my ladies out there: here’s a song for you, about how rad you are, because you’re all so beautiful with such mad, righteous skilz.

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P.S. If you don’t see your picture here, it’s because I couldn’t find a pic of you on the internet, something that is much harder to do now that I don’t have FB. But, rest assured, I still love you!

 

 

Hey I just wanted you to know

You are beautiful, in every single way

Yeah you, you’re a gorgeous girl

With a beautiful heart

And mad righteous skilz

 

You’re a triple threat, a triple threat

The world sees you coming and they think how can I get

With that triple threat, that triple threat

She’s the most amazing girl I think I have ever met

 

Take, take the time to look inside

There’s a beauty you can’t hide, even if you tried

Can you see, what everyone else sees

Is it so hard to believe? We think you’re breathtaking

 

You’re a triple threat, a triple threat

The world sees you coming and they think how can I get

With that triple threat, that triple threat

She’s the most amazing girl I think I have ever met

 

You’re rad

 

You’re a triple threat, a triple threat

The world sees you coming and they think how can I get

With that triple threat, that triple threat

She’s the most amazing girl I think I have ever met

 

Hey I just wanted you to know

You are beautiful, in every single way

Yeah you, you’re a gorgeous girl

With a beautiful heart

And mad righteous skilz