Facts:

• I have bitten people who wouldn’t stop touching me
• I am more of a lover than a fighter
• I am definitely a crier
• I would for sure get my ass kicked
• But that hasn’t stopped me from putting myself between my loved ones and someone threatening them more than once
• And I am not afraid of violence but I am afraid of not being there for someone I love
• So yeah don’t test me bc I will either:
  • Cry
  • Or bite you
    • And what if I’m secretly a zombie and you get infected. Then what dumbass?